PorcelainBerrys Home

[porcelainberry]

PorcelainBerry had just awoke from a mid-day nap when her stomach growled loudly. She stepped off of the couch and padded into the kitchen. The marble flooring was cool to the touch but PorcelainBerry preferred it to filthy grass. She leaped onto a nearby stool and then onto the counter. She strolled down the counter and swerved around the coffee pot and toaster oven. Her two little glass bowls sat side-by-side, one filled with crystal clear water and the other with colorful kitty dry food. She ate her dry food slowly, piece by piece. Her owned scuffed into the kitchen to retrieve her coffee cup. PorcelainBerry scowled at her oaf of an owner and continued to eat. Her pathetic owner only smiled down at PorcelainBerry and stroked her while saying, “What a good little girl you are." PorcelainBerry hissed and dug her filed nails into her owners bare arm. Her owner squealed and PorcelainBerry hopped off the counter and made her way upstairs. With a devilish grin plastered on her face, she softly made her way up the white carpeted stairs. PorcelainBerry was not in a particularly good mood and she was no at all pleased that her owner messed up her perfectly smooth pelt. What can I do to really upset her now?, she thought as her eyes darted around her owners bedroom. They radared in on a glass bowl and in the glass bowl was a tiny fish.

PorcelainBerry strutted toward the oak table and leaped up with ease. She sat down on her haunches and watched the fish from above. It fearfully swam around its bowl and tried to hide in the plastic shrubbery. PorcelainBerry waited for the innocent fish to mistakenly swim near the surface. Finally, the reluctant fish swam near the top. PorcelainBerry swatted the water and the fish came flying out of the bowl and fell onto the carpet. She watched it flop around on the floor as its gills gasped for air. She snickered at the fish as it continued to squirm around. PorcelainBerry jumped down from the table when the fish suddenly stopped moving. "Aw, poor little fish." she giggled as she purposely stepped on top of it as she left. She made her way downstairs and tried not to show her obvious joy. PorcelainBerry snuggled onto her velvet pillow and waited. All of a sudden a scream came from upstairs. Her ears perked up and she watched her owner come flying down the stairs. "Did you have anything to do with this?" she yelled as she dangled the mauled fish by the tail. PorcelainBerry just widened her eyes, trying to be as innocent as possible, but her menacing giggle gave her away.
(OOC: Sorry for extremely long post but I am sooo bored

[porcelainberry]

PorcelainBerry sighed as she sat quietly next to the banister. She watched her owner joyfully welcome a bunch of guests into the house. A frazzled mother herded her crazy children into the living room. PorcelainBerry prefer ed to watch and be unnoticed by the crowd. Her owner had been frantically cleaning the house before they came but she looked very put together for the party. The party meaned a lot to the owner and she was trying her best to impress her guests. PorcelainBerry caught a whiff of something delicious. She silently pranced down the stairs and into the living room. All of a sudden all eyes were on her. They guests cooed at her and the two little girls, for some reason, thought it would be a good idea to hold her. PorcelainBerry hissed at the oncoming children but that didn't stop them. One grabbed her tail and powerfully yanked it. PorcelainBerry let out a loud cry and swatted at the children. Meanwhile, the other girl tried to pull a whisker off. They both grabbed her and she was soon being cradled by the on girl. PorcelainBerry glanced over at her owner, who smiled as she delicately sipped her coffee. This is payback for killing your precious fish isn't it?She thought as she was being roughly rocked back and forth. Rage grew inside of her and she felt as if she was about to burst. She yowled a malisciously and savagely dug her claws into the girls pretty pink shirt. PorcelainBerry clawed the girls little blond ponytail and she was instantly twisted. The little girl let out a blood curdling scream as if she was being murdered. The adults ran to the girls side and were about to untangle PorcelainBerry when she released her grip and leaped onto the ground. She took off around the corner and ran into the kitchen. The sparkling kitchen was full of mouth- watering aromas. PorcelainBerry stopped a second to smell them but the pounding of feet behind her caused her to go into hiding. The guests searched around for her but they failed to look in the bottom cabinet where she was hiding. Once they left, she came out and jumped onto the table. In front of her laid the most gorgeous thing she has every seen.

A huge, crispy turkey lay alone on the table. PorcelainBerry couldn't help but lick her lips just at the sight of it. She leaned in closer and inhaled its beautiful sent. She glanced both ways and quickly nibbled a bit of skin off. Nothing happened, so she took a bit of tender turkey piece by piece. Her owner walked in and saw PorcelainBerry hunched over the perfect turkey,that was missing a big chunk out of it. Her owner screamed at the top of her lungs and rushed to help her turkey. PorcelainBerry bounded off the table and down the hallway unseen. The owner burs ted into tears as she told the guests that there dinner was ruined. Instead, they ordered pizza. PorcelainBerry glanced at the guests as they were bustling out the door. She watched the devil girls exit along with there mother. The man though stayed behind a bit to talk to the owner. "Next time," he whispered to her owner "Try to maybe keep that insane cat in a cage of something, she might hurt someone." Her owner nodded and almost slammed the door in the mans face. "Me, Insane cat that might hurt someone? Please I am a perfect little angel." PorcelainBerry snickered as she walked down the hallway with her tail held high in the air, proud of her days accomplishments.

[s n o w y]

Snowstorm sat in her corner staring as Porcleinberry torchered the humans and vis versa. Her amber eyes almost closed and she lapped up some of her water. Look at Porcleinberry out there. What a goof off! she thought to herself. Finally she stood up after a whiles wait she stood up, streched and slowly walked over to her housemate. "Porcleinberry your a fool." she said walking up to the white cat. Her fur was lying down on her back yet she was not happy. "What do you think your doing?!" she said in an angry voice. "Let the nofurs do what they want and let us enjoy their thing." she sat down next to Porcleinberry. What she said she didnt mean she enjoyed watching her owner be torchered by Porcleinberry but she would never show that expression.
"Your an idiot doing this leave them be." Snowstorm sighed "Well why would I care anyway. Torcher them get torchered its not my problem. Ruin your life all you want." She said meanly. She sat down and started grooming her silky fur and would seem like she would ignore anything Porcleinberry had to say ut she would listen without her knoiwing anyway.

[porcelainberry]

PorcelainBerry starred blankly at the pathetic as she continued to ramble on. She snorted at Snowstorms ignorance and coldly asked, "Are you done yet?" Snowstorms words went through on ear and out the other. "Come on, why should I let them do anything they want to me? I am not their personal slave or their companion . God, if they wanted a affectionate pet then they should have got a dog instead." PorcelainBerry snarled as she eyed Snowstorm up and down. "But it looks like they already have one." PorcelainBerry inched away from the she-cat as if her stupidity was contagious. "And by the way, sweetheart," she meowed in her fake sweet tone "Look around, this is MY turf and I can do anything I want and guess what?" She mocked an excited voice as if she wanted Snowstorm to guess what words came out of her mouth next. "They can't do anything about it." She chuckled as she started down the hall to get away from her mindless 'friend'. "I think my owner should get her thick head checked if she thought bringing that thing in MY kingdom was a great idea." PorcelainBerry hissed as she glanced back at Snowstorm.

[s n o w y]

Snowstorm let out a menacing laugh "You turf." she murmed and rolled her eyes looking at the blue ceiling. I still even wish I was at the pound. she thought to herself. She padded over to the living room and sat on the couch. She unsheathed her claws and scratched the couch till there was a hole. Ill show you how to mess with them she said in to herself. She ripped out most of the stuffing 'till their owner came over and she jumped off the couch immediatly. Her fur rubbed on the floor as she smiled and she proudly walked over to her scratching post. She sat down and knocked it over with one paw. Her owner screamed. She chuckled at him, what a fool. Unbelivably he might be more foolish then Porcleinberry. Snowstorm thought in her head. She padded past her owner an evil smile on her face and evl glittering in her eyes.
She swiftly climbed the staires and silently padded over into her bedroom. Why do they keep me if I'm evil, I know the answer... their just to stupid. And they make me a luxurious bedroom. I'll keep this straight never touch it an destroy their bedroom. Perfect plan. Snowstorm let out a chuckle and walked out of her room and into their bedroom. She jumped onto their bed and lied down, curling up into a ball. She closed her eyes to go to sleep.

[porcelainberry]

PorcelainBerry yawned at Snowstorm's ammature attempt to upset her owner. She watched her simply tear the stuffing of the couch. Please, PorcelainBerry thought to herself, I wonder why that is there SECOND couch and it is not because of Snowstorm. She giggled as she remember the long days she spent ruining the couch. PocelainBerry watched Snowstorm go up of the staris. She must be trying to mess something up. When will she ever learn that she can't be any nastier then me? PorcelainBerry climbed up the stairs after Snowstorm. Well I guess all cats in the pound are mentally unstable... She stopped at the top of the stairs. Cats that go to the pound are filthy and discusting, Snowstorm deserved to be put out of her missery. PorcelainBerry thought of her owner and how sympathetic she was. "I guess my owner can't say 'no' to a starving and disapbled kitty in danger. Well I can." she hissed as she made her way to Snowstorm's bedroom.

[s n o w y]

Snowstorm woke when she heard footsteps. That theif! Porcleinberry I'm gonna get you! she thought to herself and stood up to go to her room. "Porcleinbeery come out come out whereever you are." Snowstorm padded into her room only to spot Porceinberry standing there. "Hello miss proper." Snowstorm said with a bow. Almost reading her thoughts she said "I may be from the pound but you are not from anywhere better, you fowl cat. "Snowstorm said with a hiss. "Your to proper why dont you like it outside, oh thats right your to proper and fancy." Snowstorm unsheathed her claws and sat down pulling at the stringed carpet. "I feel like ripping you to shreads right know." she said anger in her eyes. To stop her anger she stood up and sheathed her claws. "You know what I'm gonna go outside, there you can't bother me because your to chicken to come out" with that she padded down the stairs and out the kitty door. "Take me away forest cats, just kill me if you want or at least kill Porceinberry then I could avvtualy get some peace and quiet!"

[porcelainberry]

PocelainBerry just watched Snowstorm make a total fool of herself. It was not like she was going to stop her or anything. "First of all, I am going to take this nice and slow for you because you obviously need me to." She meowed in a firm and loud voice. "YOU, are from the pound because no one wanted you, no one cared about you. They didn't cared if you lived or died." PorcelainBerry sat up a bit straighter. "Yes I am fancy and proper because I actually have class unlike you.Second of all, you couldn't even rip me to shreds if you wanted to, you weak and pathetic she-cat." She meowed slowly and pronounced each syllable every clearly. "Go out side if you want, I am not going to stop. Unlike you, I am actually bright and living out in the forest is a stupid idea. You couldn't last a minute and I am sure not going to let you back in for food. They will each you alive and I will gladly watch from my window sill. So go you insane cat and practically commit suicide!" She watched Snowstorm walk passed her and down the stairs. PorcelainBerry silently padded after her and watched Snowstorm go out the kitty-door. She heard Snowstorm yowling to herself and shook her head. "They is defiantly something wrong with that disturbed kitty. Maybe her former owners dropped her on the head as a kitten." PorcelainBerry snickered at the thought of that. "I would have." She pranced over to the kitty door and blocked the entrance. There was no way on Earth that she would let that kitty back in. PorcelainBerry was overjoyed at the thought of Snowstorm being defeated out there or better yet, killed.

[leaf]

Leaf crept around the two leg house. Her small body made it easy to keep hidden. She heard two kittypets bickering and she was annoyed. She got a plan to scare the one called Porcelainberry. She padded over to the small like door the kittypet Snowstorm used to get out. She walked over like she owned the place. SHe had heard the last few bits of their conversation so she knew what to say. "All kittypets belong inside"She meowed her vioce hard edged by fights and the outside. "After all they are way to soft for the outdoors"she meowed directing oll her remarks towards the kittypet inside and made sure they were luod enough for her to hear. She looked at the other one,"But you don't act like a kittypet and yet you are"She meowed waling up to the white kittypet. She stared at her, Leaf looked like a kit compared to the kittypet but she was just small and full grown.

[s n o w y]

Snowstorm flinched as the other cat came. "Thanks for the compliment." she said with a tone of hostility in her voice. "You dont look like you could hurt a mouse, your so small! Oh.. annoy the cat inside all you want she is a fool. Kill her if you want I'd be happy. She is a mouse brained cat!" she said with a hiss and a snarl at the white cat inside. Snowstorm swiftly jumped onto the fence her tail held high. "I'm leaving this place, I might be back who knows." she jumped onto the other side of the fence. Of course I'm coming back!The only kind of fool that wouldent is Porceinberry. she thought to herself wandering around in the trees.

((She is coming back soon dont worry Im not moving her to a different thread though))

[porcelainberry]

PorcelainBerry laid her eyes of the mysterious cat in her house. "How the heck did you get in here?!?!? Get out you greasy, unkempt mess of a cat!" PorcelainBerry's eyes almost burned at the ugliness of the cat beside her. Snowstorm was unattractive enough. "Yes, I am a kittypet that belongs indoors and only Snowstorm is the only feeble-minded kittypet that would try to go outside." PorcelainBerry was still shocked by the mess that laid before her. Her eyes searched for her owner who was nearby in the kitchen. "Get out runt or I will make you. I may be a kittypet but I could swallow you if I wanted. How embarrassing would that be? Don't make me yowl for my owner either because you know I will. She will smack you over the head with a broom and call the pound." PorcelainBerry smirked and opened her mouth a tiny bit. She let out a small cry that was probably inaudible but she just did it to show the scrawny cat she wasn't kidding. "Scamper off kit, into the woods were you kind belong." PorcelainBerry gazed at the cat with disgust and stood up tall and strong. Even though she was rather small, she towered over the weak cat. PorcelainBerry was ready to enforce her decision and wasn't about to back down.
((How did Leaf get in? It doesn't really matter, i was just wondering.))

[leaf]

Leaf stared at the cat for a second as rage flared in her."How dare you"she growled. Her fur bristled at what the kittypet said,"Just because I'm small doesn't mean I can't beat you in a battle, your too scared to go outside and if you can't even do that then you could never fight me"She hissed. "You know only a weakling would need Twolegs to get rid of me and that wouldn't work"She added. She then began to walk away but paused,"Not to mention...is that a tick on you pelt"She asked. She was of course joking but she wanted to see the kittypet's reaction. She waited were she was to see what would happen next.

[porcelainberry]

PorcelainBerry was not interested in the babbling she-cat. "First of all, just because I live inside doesn't mean I am weak. Look at yourself, you are half the size of me. How is the weak one again?" She meowed to the tiny cat. "My owner could easily get rid of you, your just a flea compared to her. If you hated the Two legs so much them why are you sticking around? Get out, I don't want to see you anymore then you want to see me." PorcelainBerry was slightly aggitated by the cat that hadn't left yet. The cat almost leaved but then said something that appaled PorcelainBerry. She couldn't help but look down at her spotless pelt. "There is not a single tick on me, you beast. If there was, it probabaly came from you. Have you ever considered washing yourself? It might help that little parasite problem." She snarled. "Now get out!" she yowled loudly and glared down at the itty bitty cat.

[leaf]

Leaf rolled her eyes,"Your no fun at all"she complained. She gave a sigh and stood up but paused she saw a flicker of movement and sniffed the air. Mouse....she thought. She glanced at the kittypet and she got an idea. She immediatly crouched down and in an instant pounced. She landed on top of a mouse and killed it. "Well, your towlegs won't like this but you had a mouse in you home"she meowed showing the mouse. She looked at the kittypet. "Anyways I better get going....unless you want to try it"she added standing up with the mouse in her mouth and slowly began walking away.

[porcelainberry]

PorcelainBerry was shooked when the she-cat pounced on a nearby mouse. "What?!?!? There has never been a single mouse in this house. My owner will go crazy if she saw that thing." PorcelainBerry wrinkled her nose when she saw the gross mouse hanging out of the cats mouth. "Get that nausating, rotten creature out of my house. No! I would never even touch that it let alone put vile thing in my mouth." She spatted to the cat. "Yes, I do believe out visiting hours are over," PorcelainBerry said sarcasticly. "You better be getting home to your repulsive clan." PorcelainBerry hoped that the cat would get the hint it was defiantly time to leave. "Run along now, and visit again. Oh, nevermind that last part." She said inching her way over to the cat. "If I see you in my house again, I will personally kick your tail over that fence." PorcelainBerry put on her fake, amiable face on again and said. "Bye bye."